May 2013
peep-toe-shoes:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble...
geniekeckers:
undrunkscotsman:
i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
April 2013
